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mistressofmuses ([personal profile] mistressofmuses) wrote2021-01-28 11:17 pm
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Red Riding Hood

If I had a nickel for every dark-ish fantasy-ish movie I've seen that was directed by Catherine Hardwicke, based on different source material, at least partially about werewolves, featuring a love triangle with an obvious conclusion, where Billy Burke played the protagonist's father...

I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

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Periodically Alex and I remember that tubi (the kind of off-brand streaming service with a surprisingly extensive catalogue) exists AND forget that we don't use it because the ad breaks are so damn long and half the time force you to restart the movie because the picture and/or sound die afterwards.

This time it suggested the 2011 Red Riding Hood film under the horror category. (That may be overstating it, but okay.) I hadn't seen it before, despite being exactly the target audience for aesthetically pretty dark/horrorish fairy tale retellings.

I enjoyed it. It's probably not going on any top ten lists for me or anything, but it was fun in a pretty, brain-popcorn way, and the ending was satisfying. I liked it more than Twilight, the other one I'd have a nickel for, though that maybe isn't saying much. Really, I enjoyed Red Riding Hood the whole way through, which is much better than a lot of recent movies I've watched have given me.

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Also, bless AO3. As soon as there was a scene where the 'rival' love interests decide to team up to rescue the protag with a reluctant "you need me" "we have to work together for her" kind of thing, my hindbrain gave an *eyes emoji*: wouldn't it be a shame if this love triangle resolved in a surprisingly equitable OT3 kind of way? And then I can go to AO3 and discover that at least three other people in the decade that this movie has been out came to the same conclusion.
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[personal profile] scarlipswolfwife 2021-01-29 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I have Tubi, too, but I don't mind the ad spots. The only thing I don't like about the ad spots on any of the Roku channels is that they'll suddenly be LOUD AS FUCK, but I can mute them and it shows you when the ads will end, so you don't miss anything.

Is that the Red Riding Hood with...yeah. I just looked it up. I LOVE that movie. Kas and I actually saw that at the theatre (I could rarely coax her into horror movies, but she was interested in that one).
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[personal profile] scarlipswolfwife 2021-01-30 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
No I get that. I've had things freeze up occasionally with the Roku -- it's an actual Roku TV. Will be a year old (or at least a year in my ownership) this April. I don't know that it's so much the Roku part of it locking up or if it's just momentary shitty internet. But it's a pain when it happens.

I'm a little surprised you hadn't seen it either. I've gotten SUPER picky about 'horror' movies. I can't watch most of what's out there on the streaming channels, and I'm not going to pay for Shutter to get better horror movies, but I remember when Red Riding Hood was coming out, and I was so excited about it because the cast was pretty awesome. It's even got Abigail Hobbs from the Hannibal series. LOL Though she's a bitch in RRH. Big surprise. Abigail was pretty much a bitch, too. Haha. Did you ever watch The Wolfman with Benicio del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, and Hugo Weaving? I thought that was a great movie, but the people I saw it with whined about it a lot. Well, Kas didn't whine as much as the two guys we saw it with, but yeah. I thought it was great, they hated it.

But yeah, I LOVED the ending of RRH. I loved that SHE was the werewolf. LOVED THAT.
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[personal profile] scarlipswolfwife 2021-01-31 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
I've had a Vizio. In fact, that was the one I bought when I moved to San Marcos in 2010, and I didn't get a new TV till April of last year, so it lasted me 10 years. It was starting to get dark, but I was able to angle the brightness so I could make it last a little longer till I got this one. The one I have now is a TCL, and it's a good TV, though it does jerk sometimes with Roku, but it does it with all the channels. Netflix included. Netflix has been jerky a lot over the last couple of weeks.

I know! At the time I saw Red Riding Hood, of course, Hannibal wasn't out so I didn't know who she was. Of course, later found out that she's also in an episode of Supernatural (who the hell wasn't in Supernatural?)

Honestly, I think you'd like The Wolfman, if for nothing else but the amazing cast, but I really do like the story, too.

I get that about horror movies. Have you watched the two Sinister movies? Those still scare the shit out of me when I re-watch them, and I KNOW what's going to happen. Those are really well done, I think. And the two Conjuring movies. Annabelle...no. Didn't like. Predictable. The Nun...kinda scary. Exorcism of Emily Rose, always good. Exorcist/possession moves are. Almost overdone at this point. The Rite with Anthony Hopkins and Colin O'Donaghue? Great! Truly a great one. I *hated* Possession with Jeffrey Dean Morgan. I think it had great bones, but I really think that the battling ex-spouses, the trope of the put-upon ex-wife making the ex-husband look like shit is just gross. I hated that. The bones of Possession were good, though. A dybukk instead of a Christian demon = GREAT! Same with that movie The Unborn. I really like that one. I mean, dybukk AND Nazi past? Fantastic. Have you ever watched The Exorcist series? Sadly only got two seasons just when the sexy priests were getting good (one of them = very bisexual, more into men), and of the two seasons, the second is my favorite.

This last week I've been watching a lot of British police procedurals/crime dramas. I re-watched Broadchurch and then ventured into a few others. Collateral, The Stranger, Retribution. All good ones.
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[personal profile] scarlipswolfwife 2021-02-01 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
I can see how you'd get the movies confused with the names of them, but they're way different. The Insidious movies are creepy, but they don't really leave me scared and shaken when I have to go from the bedroom to bathroom. Sinister. Man, even after seeing them several times, they still leave me so out of sorts that I'm very careful when I rewatch them. If I'm in just the slightest off mood, I can't watch them or else is leaves me shaking and anxious -- just like with Event Horizon. Seriously, it's like if I'm in that fucked up mood and I watch those movies, my mood just gets...haunted.

Oh man. Yes, yes! Annabelle was made intentionally creepy, and the original Annabelle doll was nothing more than a Raggedy Ann doll. Dolls are inherently creepy on their own, esp old dolls. I've got one of my mom's dolls from her childhood, and it's in a box in storage because I just don't have space for it, and honestly. I do not want it on display at the moment.

The Rite is just a gorgeous sort of creepy exorcist movie. Anthony Hopkins and Colin O'Donaghue are just fantastic in it. I really recommend giving it another shot. Possession had so many good things about it, but the whole...Jeffrey Dean Morgan-Kyra Sedgewick ex-married couple constantly harping about the kids. I just felt that really killed the mood for me. It just really felt like this gross trope was in the way of good storytelling.

OH...Oh I'm watching this series now. I think it's just one season. It's on Netflix, and it's called Requiem. It's British/Welsh, and it's got some pretty creepy supernatural overtones and some sort of weird-creepy angelic (not in a Christian way -- not like Supernatural gross overbearing Christian bullshit way) - like otherworldly angelic way shit going on that I can't figure out, and I love that. I love that it's not predictable, but it's not out of left field either, whatever it is. I seriously recommend this if you're looking for something like that to watch.
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[personal profile] scarlipswolfwife 2021-02-02 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The Insidious movies are good, but they don't leave me shaken and jumping at shadows the way the two Sinister movies do. The first is definitely the more horrific and terrifying, and I have to be honest, one of the scenes that is both beautifully choreographed and utterly, heart-stoppingly terrifying is the scene where Ethan Hawke is walking down the hall, and the children's ghosts are shadowing him, but they switch up and do it in such a way that just shatters my rational brain. That...THAT makes me wonder if that's happening to me when I walk down a hall or through the house, esp at my aunt's house, which already freaked me out at night, esp because of her (Alzheimer's).

I haven't watched The Children, I don't think. I'll have to look for it. Taking Deborah Logan is scary af, esp for me. I watched it after we moved up to my aunt's house and my aunt was still there (years before we had to put her in the nursing home), and that movie fucked with me big time. Deliver Us From Evil is also really, REALLY good. The Visit (I think that's what it's called - where the grandkids go stay with their grandparents who both have Alzheimer's). Yeah, that was another one that fucked with me, so I haven't seen it or The Taking of Deborah Logan again because those hit way too close for comfort. There's another one...based on a Stephen King short story called 'Gramma'. Here it is. Mercy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercy_(2014_film) That is a great one, too.

Definitely check out The Rite again. It's strange, but it's not as predictable as some exorcism movies. The acting is just really stellar.

Yeah, I don't know what the 'broken/dysfunctional family' trope has that all these directors are using it now. Nicely, the remake of Poltergeist didn't do that. Didn't cause problems in the family. The one kid has a lot of anxiety, and the dad (Sam Rockwell) has lost his job, but the remake really blew me away with how good it was. I loved the use of the drone to see the 'other side' where Carol Ann was (or whatever her name was in the movie - it wasn't Carol Ann LOL).

Requiem is definitely your kind of thing. I don't want to give anything away, but I really think it'll be a good watch for you!
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[personal profile] scarlipswolfwife 2021-02-03 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I did a search on my Roku last night before I watched anything else and found The Children free on Tubi and Plex and one other channel that I don't have. I watched it on Tubi, and there were hardly any ad spots. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. That movie made me SO FUCKING GLAD that I don't have children, will NEVER have children, and that I will not be taking children to visit asshole relatives anywhere in some remote fucking place where it takes cops and ambulances half an hour to get there if needed. FUCK FUCK FUCK. Normally, I'm skeptical about movies like that, but the fact that there was no explanation, never any explanation at all of HOW the kids got that...bacteria in the first place just made it creepier! I was really sad that the teenage daughter wound up infected because she was the only sensible character in the fucking movie - except for her choice of clothes, however. What she wore was NOT sensible to be running around in the snow! I wanted her to dress warmer. The only actor I recognized was the one playing...what was his name? Jordan? James? The stepdad. He was in Bright Young Things, and I liked him in that movie. Not a horror movie, but you might like it. It was directed by Stephen Frye, and I think you'd like the cast.

The Taking of Deborah Logan had a really cheesy, hokey ending that was just bad CGI, I think, but the build up through the rest of the movie was terrifying as fuck. Deliver Us From Evil was just really good. You really have to pay close attention to the whole thing because there are some good scary parts that happen in a flash and you miss them if you look away. The fun thing with that one is that it's based off a real NY cop who worked with a real priest and eventually quit the police force to work full-time with this priest in exorcisms. I've got the book somewhere that he wrote. Mercy I can't recommend enough. It's got all the great factors to it, plus it's based on a Stephen King short story that is creepy af anyway.

No, the dysfunctional family/broken family CAN be a decent trope if you're not hammering the viewer over the head with it. Possession hammered, I felt. The ex-wife was just on his ass constantly about not feeding the kids pizza (making sure they ate healthy meals ALL THE TIME) and about all these little things, and the ex-husband just wanted to be a dad and hey look, I have a house so that you each get your own room, and sure we can stop at this yard sale and buy this creepy old box for a $1 because I'm a dad and we don't buy into haunted things. Blah blah blah. I mean, it's got really fucking *good bones*, but that ex-wife/ex-husband nagging shit just drained on me a lot. Otherwise, definitely watch it for the bones of it because it's got great creepy factor to it, and because it's not a traditional Christian demonic possession thing, it's really *interesting* and different. Same with The Unborn.

Last night, after I watched The Children (aka FUCK FUCK FUCK), I watched stuff on Amazon Prime. There was a movie called The Inspector Calls with David Thewlis, Sophie Rundle, Ken Stott, Miranda Richardson, and Finn Cole. It wound up having a supernatural twist to it that I didn't see until a certain point and then it was like OOOOOOOO CREEPY COOL!
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[personal profile] scarlipswolfwife 2021-02-05 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Thankfully, that movie isn't sticking with me other than to just to plan on side-eyeing kids from here on out, esp when they're coughing and if one throws up, I'm outa there. Fuck that shit. LOL

I think having the tensions there can be good, but when the tensions outweigh the actual threat...it's not so good. I mean, you're just interrupting Dybbuk/Demon time with the petty bullshit, and I think they're just gonna get bored and walk tf away. LOL

I haven't seen The Body at Brighton Rock, but sounds like it could be interesting. I just tried to watch something called Slender from 2016, and I had to stop it because it was so boring. I couldn't get into the full thing because the docu-set up was just boring af.
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[personal profile] scarlipswolfwife 2021-02-06 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
YES! Stephen King knew how to weave in the broken family into the horror scenario to make it work without beating you with it. Okay. I should probably preface this with the BOOK The Shining was fantastic with this. Kubrick...I have such problems with his adaptation (mostly because I have huge problems with the arrogance of him and how he treated King over the few questions King had). All the actors (save Danny Lloyd) were fantastic in the adaptation, but Kubrick made Jack insane from the get-go instead of gradually losing his mind He also seemed a little old, and I'm saying this as a Jack Nicholson fan. But even in the Kubrick adaptation, the broken family dynamics worked well with the horror. The dynamics weren't broken entirely from the beginning...not obviously broken. There were cracks just like in the book. Cracks that were then exploited by the Hotel and broken wide open where they could've had the opportunity to heal. They were truly healing but the Hotel could exploit the fears, the paranoia, the distrust. King knows how to write. Whomever wrote Possession could've taken big time advice from him.

Ooooo. I love things with surprising twists! I'll have to look for that one. What streaming channel was it on?

Save yourself the time and don't bother with Slender. It's set up documentary style at a time when the document style has passed, and it gives so much aggressive and annoying exposition at the start (using the documentary style to do it, which is just boring af), and I lost interest way before it even got to the Slender Man portion of the movie. I always wondered about Slender Man (the movie) because I had a friend who constantly talked about seeing a Slender Man figure growing up and all through her life, and it just sounded creepy. I was skeptical about the movie, though, and it sounds best that I just steer clear. There's another kind of cheesy horror movie that turned out to have some really *good* parts to it -- Last Shift (2014). If you haven't watched that one yet, it's worth a once through. It was a little scarier than I initial gave it credit for.
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[personal profile] scarlipswolfwife 2021-02-07 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't realize that he didn't actually film at the Stanley. I'm not surprised because Kubrick was such a dick. He wrecked Shelley Duvall's mental and emotional health by torturing her during filming. The only cast member I think he wasn't a dick to was Danny Lloyd. I saw the mini-series, and I liked aspects of it so much better than the film adaptation. Stephen Weber was a superior Jack (again, not dissing Jack Nicholson because I love him, but he wasn't the right fit for Jack Torrance - that said, I will always use the Jack Nicholson as Jack gifs for reactions because those work really well). He was younger, he had The Look™ to be Jack, he showed that he was struggling with sobriety but that he loved his family and was trying really hard. She showed love for Danny at the end. Wendy was thankfully BLONDE (I love love love Shelley Duvall, but I'm a stickler for hair color sometimes, and that really bugged me) and she was stronger, and sometimes I think she was almost too too strong. The kid who played Danny. No. He was, at least, a more animated actor, but he was TOO OLD TO BE PLAYING DANNY! They tried to de-age him by putting him in overalls, but the fact remains that he was too old. I LOVE that they did the topiary animals, the hose down the one hall, and the wasps. I honestly liked Scatman Crothers in the film adaptation as Dick Halloran more than the guy who played him in the mini-series, who was good, sure, but Scatman WAS Dick for me.

This all said, have you seen Doctor Sleep yet? If not, SEE IT. It is The Shining we deserve. The director worked with Stephen King (something Kubrick refused to do) on how to be true to the book but also to make it cohesive with the Kubrick adaptation, not because either liked the Kubrick adaptation but to give it continuity, and it is fucking BEAUTIFUL. Truly. They use the hotel from Kurbrick's, and there's even a sneaky point where Danny's being interviewed for a job in an office that was the same office supposedly at the Overlook in the Kubrick version, and Jack (his father) is the bartender but it's Henry Thomas playing him (Elliot from ET!) and he sounds and looks just like him. It's just a fucking amazing movie and I love it. I want to say more but that would give away too much if you haven't seen it yet. I loved it so much that Kas bought it for me on blu-ray for my birthday last year so that I could watch all the commentary as well. Oh and Danny Lloyd, the original Danny, was invited to come play a small part.

I'll look for Brighton. I'm watching Taken right now on Roku - it's a series based on the movies with Clive Standon from Vikings playing the main character. I didn't like the Taken movies (I was bored by them) even though I like Liam Neeson, but I'm watching this for Clive Standon, and honestly everyone's good in it. After I finish this, I'll look for Brighton. And I'll look for the other as well on Youtube.

Yeah, I was really surprised by how much I liked The Last Shift. I really expected to get into it and be bored to tears, and it started out a little cheesy and then it was really packed full of scary shit.
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[personal profile] scarlipswolfwife 2021-02-09 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I watched the miniseries a few times. I might try and download it at some point. The miniseries of 'Salem's Lot was pretty decent, too, and at least the vampire looked like he was supposed to and not just a Nosferatu rip-off. It seems a lot of the time as if they do Stephen King as a mini-series, and it doesn't do too badly. It was really good, though I also liked the new It adaptations done in two 'chapters' (movies). I mean, it had flaws, of course, but there were some really good things in it.

Definitely see Doctor Sleep when you can! It's amazeballs. Ewan McGregor is the best Danny in existence, and he also. Well, no, I can't tell you that until you see it. When you see it, we can discuss it at length because I have watched it so so so many times!

I think I found Brighton Rock, but I haven't watched it yet. I finished Taken and then found out that there was another season up for Sinner and then I've been watching Briarpatch because Alan Cumming plays the very sexy villain in it, and oh is he just bad. Like Loki-Joker level in a posh suit.
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[personal profile] scarlipswolfwife 2021-02-11 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
I thought it was a lot better than the original 'Salem's Lot, though it still had flaws, but 'Salem's Lot is my second favorite Stephen King novel, second only to The Shining. Probably I love them equally to each other. I'm sure you've seen Rose Red and Storm of the Century?

I watched The Body at Brighton Rock last night. Wow, that was a fucked up movie. I kind of guessed the twist ending, though, esp when the guy said, "I had a phone just like this but it won't work." It was good, though. A little slow, and I kept wanting to scream at the girl, but it was an interesting twist. I would imagine she won't be going off in the woods again! LOL
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[personal profile] scarlipswolfwife 2021-02-11 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Storm of the Century is fucking awesome. It was the first one Stephen King wrote first as a screenplay, so what you get in the movie is what he wrote. I think I read the screenplay before I saw the movie, too. It's kind of like Prestige in that there are two views you can take of the conclusion, and it was another one that Jeff and I argued about and I'm always on the opposite side of the majority. LOL But I totally recommend it.

No, I always figure that there are supposed to be twists somewhere in movies, esp horror and thriller types of movies. Yeah, the main girl needed to be shaken, but to be fair, I kind of get her, too. She's underestimated a lot because of her inability to show up on time and to take the job seriously. But they kind of put a spite into her to want to prove she can handle something that she really can't (though in the end, she really does handle it, doesn't she? After all, she survives). I would hope that in the sort of epilogue, we wouldn't see her choosing to remain behind a desk or doing safe work but to just improve how she does the outdoors work and proves that that experience was going to strengthen her because she did survive when the others probably would assume she wouldn't.