(But this healthy eating stuff is crap: I eat green beans, I bite a rock! I eat a salad and a couple weeks later we get a recall notice on our receipt that that salad from a couple weeks ago was recalled for listeria contamination! Dammit.)

Woaaah that seems so unlucky and not nice D: Better stop...? ;D Haha, just kidding, but good luck. This isn't fun. Glad you got some good rest, that's precious :)