...Broccoli Cheddar Bomb lmfao? I gather from the comments above this is a pet?
Where my mind goes with such an epic name:
**(Forewarning - this report contains gratuitous violence and blasted cheese, everywhere. Reader's discretion is advised.)
"BREAKING - Tragedy Strikes Local Panera Bread Soup Counter: Suburban Moms Left Scrambling to Choose Other Dinner Options For Their Starving Children After Lacrosse Practice
Just when the pandemic and its shortages couldn't get any worse for the Marauding Karens of Costco hoarding t.p. supplies for what seems like the fifth time this quarter already, tragedy strikes the local Panera Bread soup counter. At approximately 6:17pm MST last night, reports of molten, broccoli cheddar soup strewn about the local Panera Bread began flooding police scanners. First responders arriving on scene surveying the damage noted, 'It's just everywhere, not even the cookies are salvageable... I've never seen anything like this in my entire career... Who could do such a thing?!...' The damage was so extensive the local fire department opted to forcibly close the shop for the evening out of an abundance of caution, just before lacrosse practice was scheduled to conclude.
An investigation is pending, but rumor has it a disgruntled, prankster teenager working the counter let off an incendiary device (bomb) consisting of a 16oz. Diet Coke bottle and Mentos into a cooking pot of broccoli cheddar soup. When coworkers realized what they had done, it was already too late and the staff and customers were barely able to take cover before the molten soup was blasted throughout the establishment. No injuries have been reported beside the mental trauma of having to go to Noodles and Co. next door instead of Panera Bread as planned that night.
Stay tuned for further news coverage of this tragedy and be sure to check out our webpage for recipes and alternatives for broccoli cheddar soup while Panera Bread rebuilds."
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Where my mind goes with such an epic name:
**(Forewarning - this report contains gratuitous violence and blasted cheese, everywhere. Reader's discretion is advised.)
"BREAKING - Tragedy Strikes Local Panera Bread Soup Counter: Suburban Moms Left Scrambling to Choose Other Dinner Options For Their Starving Children After Lacrosse Practice
Just when the pandemic and its shortages couldn't get any worse for the Marauding Karens of Costco hoarding t.p. supplies for what seems like the fifth time this quarter already, tragedy strikes the local Panera Bread soup counter. At approximately 6:17pm MST last night, reports of molten, broccoli cheddar soup strewn about the local Panera Bread began flooding police scanners. First responders arriving on scene surveying the damage noted, 'It's just everywhere, not even the cookies are salvageable... I've never seen anything like this in my entire career... Who could do such a thing?!...' The damage was so extensive the local fire department opted to forcibly close the shop for the evening out of an abundance of caution, just before lacrosse practice was scheduled to conclude.
An investigation is pending, but rumor has it a disgruntled, prankster teenager working the counter let off an incendiary device (bomb) consisting of a 16oz. Diet Coke bottle and Mentos into a cooking pot of broccoli cheddar soup. When coworkers realized what they had done, it was already too late and the staff and customers were barely able to take cover before the molten soup was blasted throughout the establishment. No injuries have been reported beside the mental trauma of having to go to Noodles and Co. next door instead of Panera Bread as planned that night.
Stay tuned for further news coverage of this tragedy and be sure to check out our webpage for recipes and alternatives for broccoli cheddar soup while Panera Bread rebuilds."