Hahaha, I bet she'd heard *way* too many non-sarcastic statements that started like that. But yes, I wish we could have picked our superpowers... or at least filled out a top-five preference list...

(I had an ex-coworker who loved to start his nonsense with "some people are saying..." and then he'd want to tell me about how viruses aren't real, and are caused by radio waves mutating our cells and making pieces fall off that turn into what we call "viruses". Wild.)