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Feb. 3rd, 2022 08:43 pmGod I forgot what a masterpiece of batshittery Jupiter Ascending is. That's "masterpiece of batshittery (affectionate)", for sure.
Something randomly reminded me of the beautifully delivered "...I love dogs" line, and then I discovered that Alex did not REMEMBER this ridiculous movie, and it is of course absolutely impossible to describe. Fortunately I found it for $5 in a DVD bin at some point so he's being tormented by the reminder.
This really is like every id-indulgent fantasy story 11-year-old me would have come up with was given way too high a budget, tbh. Delightful.
Something randomly reminded me of the beautifully delivered "...I love dogs" line, and then I discovered that Alex did not REMEMBER this ridiculous movie, and it is of course absolutely impossible to describe. Fortunately I found it for $5 in a DVD bin at some point so he's being tormented by the reminder.
This really is like every id-indulgent fantasy story 11-year-old me would have come up with was given way too high a budget, tbh. Delightful.
